TURNIP

THROWN AT DUCK
THROWN AT WOLF
THROWN AT CAT
THROWN AT BIRD
SIMPLER THAN FISH
SQUASHES SPIDER
SQUASHES COCKROACH
HAS NO BRAIN
FEEDS COMMUNITY
ROOTS FORM CROSS
COSTS MONEY
THROWN AT VAMPIRE
TASTIER THAN SPONGE
THROWN AT CHURCH
IN BUTTER
RECIPE BOOK
STAINS PAPER
GAS CLOUD
IN AIRPLANE FOOD
GROWS DESPITE MOON
GROWS IN GRASS
STAINS FILM
ENDS UP IN TOILET
ODORIZES AIR
GROWS ON PLANET
THROWN AT GUITAR
STAINS BOWL
STAINS CUP
FALLS IN BEER
LOVES RAIN
DRINKS WATER
THROWN AT TV
FLAVOR RAINBOW
THROWN AT UFO
DISGUSTS ALIEN
ANSWERS PRAYER
GROWS ON MOUNTAIN
DISGUSTS SATAN
THROWN AT DRAGON
ROOTS HIDE DIAMOND
ROOTS HIDE PLATINUM
ROOTS HIDE GOLD
DISGUSTS DEVIL
GROWS ALONG FENCE
HEALTHIER THAN VIDEO GAME
DOESN'T NEED MATH
THROWN AT ROBOT
GOOD FOR HEART
CONDUCTS ELECTRICITY
HIDES FROM LIGHTNING