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UPDATE 3/22/2017: Finally adding my 2011 Nissan Juke, documenting its status for my ever-more-complicated car history. UPDATE 3/25/2009: Car #14, a 1998 Nissan Pathfinder, was acquired way back in November. I finally got around to adding it here. It's just a winter ride & not very exciting; perhaps what I wrote about it is exciting? UPDATE 4/5/2008: Lucky car #13 was added today. Behold the staggering foolhardiness of my 2005 Corvette! UPDATE 7/1/2006: Welcome to my oily, creaky, clunkity garage full of motorized mistakes and almost-coffins, dear gentle traveler. If you thought the grossly self-aware History of my Mullet made my whole life look like one big trainwreck, get ready for the real deal now. These pages are a sort of sequel to the Hair History, or more accurately (but without any Acuras, yet), "sister pages," since so much of my mulletudinous mulletiousness went hand in hand with all the cock-rokkin' cars vrooming herein. Ya know, you just can't wreck this many cars without having a mullet half your life. And with so many of the cars in question having been Camaros too, well then. Every car insurance agent who ever covered me should be taken out back and monkey-raped. Now, don't you go lookin' for technical specs or a lotta shop talk here, because after reading a few of these pages oughtta tell you, I know even less about cars than I do about women. That said though, it's a good thing the informational highway of the internet has so many lanes, because otherwise, these pages would surely clog it up, since 1) people WUV umop.com to tears, and 2) there ain't nothing at all people like more than "looking for bodies" after a recent car accident, and no fewer than HALF of the TWELVE CARS I've driven since 1987 have been in at least one accident, of my OWN FAULT. |
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1962 Lancer |
1970 VW Bug |
1986 Camaro |
1993 Camaro |
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1983 Ford van |
1992 3000GT |
1992 Expo |
1982 Camaro |
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1995 Stealth |
2001 RAV4 |
2002 Camaro |
2003 Murano |
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2005 Corvette |
1998 Pathfinder |
2011 Juke |
2016 Murano |
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