Car #11: Jan. 2005 - Aug. 2005
2002 Chevy Camaro 30th Anniversary

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
I'M STILL A RETARD


Even as I was healing (as shown in the only pic I have of the car) from an injury which represents the sum total of all the driving lessons I failed to learn, I got my fourth (and hopefully final) Camaro, on eBay of all places. The insurance money was great, and I had just sold a massive Lego collection for five figures, and bought myself another toy, for cash this time.

Believe it or don't, I actually fit all of that metal leg fixator contraption under the steering wheel just fine, and drove around town much to the horror of my soon-to-be-estranged wife. But folks, let me be 100% clear. I bought a Camaro in the dead of winter. Have I truly learned nothing? What the hell is my problem?

DAMAGE INFLICTED: None





Copyright 2006 David C. Lovelace