Farkman(tm) Players

It's not a hero, it's

Badass interactive laffs for Farkers

Farkman
A big, dumb hero.
Cliché Kitty
The sum total of all mentalities Fark.
Farkgirl
Asskicking, sword-toting man-magnet based on a famous pic of Farker ViciousDarling.
Gratuity Girl
bOObies!
Evil Wil Wheaton
Voiced by the real Wil Wheaton! I shiat you not.

Domo Kun
The famous anime shit demon.
Mr. Bigglesworth
NewLine probably won't let us use this character very long.
Taco Bell Dog
Evil Wil thinks he's Hervé Villechéz. What do you think?
Nutsack Squirrel
WHEEEEEEE!!!
British Bobbies
Non-sequitor poppycock. Bully!

Tux
Just another corporate-opressed waterfowl. His angst is over your head, man.
Frenchie
He surrenders.
fb-'s Father
"From YOU, Dad! I learned it by watching you!"
Pravda Bear
Die, capitalist wermin!
Admiral Alcohol
Pretty sure he likes drinking.

Batboy
Elusive, charming, fragrant.
The Prime Number Pooping Bear
Drew wants this guy to show up in a panel somehow. You decide how!
Satan Boy
He's stinky, like hot cabbage.
Supergay
This guy showed up one day on the internet and just wouldn't leave.

Copyright Š2002 Parallax and David C. Lovelace


Farkman A big, dumb hero.	Cliché Kitty The sum total of all mentalities Fark.	Farkgirl Asskicking, sword-toting man-magnet based on a famous pic of Farker ViciousDarling.	Gratuity Girl bOObies!	Evil Wil Wheaton Voiced by the real Wil Wheaton! I shiat you not.


Domo Kun The famous anime shit demon.	Mr. Bigglesworth NewLine probably won't let us use this character very long.	Taco Bell Dog Evil Wil thinks he's Hervé Villechéz. What do you think?	Nutsack Squirrel WHEEEEEEE!!!	British Bobbies Non-sequitor poppycock. Bully!


Tux Just another corporate-opressed waterfowl. His angst is over your head, man.	Frenchie He surrenders.	fb-'s Father "From YOU, Dad! I learned it by watching you!"	Pravda Bear Die, capitalist wermin!	Admiral Alcohol Pretty sure he likes drinking.


Batboy Elusive, charming, fragrant.	The Prime Number Pooping Bear Drew wants this guy to show up in a panel somehow. You decide how!	Satan Boy He's stinky, like hot cabbage.	Supergay This guy showed up one day on the internet and just wouldn't leave.