15-Jan-2009 It's January, which means there's a brand new METASONIX product out, once again featuring my RAB characters as product art! The KV-100 ASSBLASTER is Metasonix's twisted new way of audibly puking on your otherwise uninteresting audio signal with uniquely terrifying tube-driven effects, wrapped up in an unassuming grey plastic tackle box. To say the product page is entertainingly descriptive is a bit of an understatement, especially when the Assblaster is described to create a "foot-long fecal sandwich of audio penis."