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Farkman

A big, dumb hero.

Cliché Kitty

The sum total of all mentalities Fark.

Farkgirl

Asskicking, sword-toting man-magnet based on a famous pic of Farker ViciousDarling.

Gratuity Girl

bOObies!

Evil Wil Wheaton

Voiced by the real Wil Wheaton! I shiat you not.

Domo Kun

The famous anime shit demon.

Mr. Bigglesworth

NewLine probably won't let us use this character very long.

Taco Bell Dog

Evil Wil thinks he's Hervé Villechéz. What do you think?

Nutsack Squirrel

WHEEEEEEE!!!

British Bobbies

Non-sequitor poppycock. Bully!

Tux

Just another corporate-opressed waterfowl. His angst is over your head, man.

Frenchie

He surrenders.

fb-'s Father

"From YOU, Dad! I learned it by watching you!"

Pravda Bear

Die, capitalist wermin!

Admiral Alcohol

Pretty sure he likes drinking.

Batboy

Elusive, charming, fragrant.

The Prime Number Pooping Bear

Drew wants this guy to show up in a panel somehow. You decide how!

Satan Boy

He's stinky, like hot cabbage.

Supergay

This guy showed up one day on the internet and just wouldn't leave.

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