Welcome to the struggling, infantile phase of a brand new website, AnythingNapkin.com! This is the place to go to buy a JPG of anything you want drawn on a virtual napkin for only five bucks! Anything hateful, too complex, or obscene will be modified/warped/ignored any way I see fit! If you want a more complex drawing, donate your conscience! If you try to spend five bucks on a drawing of your whole family dressed up as all the Star Wars characters, you're gonna end up with a bowl of fruit or a bag of coal. If you want me to draw more, you should probably consider paying more! Other than that, I AM YOUR ART SLAVE.

Soon there'll be a gallery and all kinds of stuff. If you're actually reading this you're probably a friend or family member and hopefully not expecting much yet anyway. You know me too well for that.

DISCLAIMERS: This is a drawing for YOU (or a friend), not your business, website, event, etc. This isn't a cheap-grab, $5 tool to promote yourself or your silly lifestyle-supporting whatevers (that's pro design which I can also do for you at pro rates... let me know!). There'll be no URL address included on your Anything Napkin, and no date/time/location stuff... just a funny cartoon for your own personal amusement that you can post on Facebook, etc. provided you plug AnythingNapkin.com! BE CREATIVE! If you say "draw me in my studio," I will likely draw you in your studio dressed up like a dalmation. Or something.

DIGITAL NAPKINS!

I grabbed a free picture of a bar napkin online and I'm just drawing right over it with whatever you want. Click the Paypal Donation button below, enter a $5 donation amount (or more! yay), and gimme a basic description of what you want drawn in Paypal's Comments field when you pay!


ANALOG NAPKINS!

A real honest-to-God bar napkin with custom art drawn right on the darn thing. Signed & everything. These napkins will be scanned into the Gallery for all to see! Again, for super complex requests, please donate a bit extra in exchange for hand cramps!

Choose your complexity!

Shipping fees for Anything Napkins are FREE WORLDWIDE!


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